I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
