i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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