My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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