at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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