margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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