We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
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