he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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