I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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