Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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