Joe is yelling at the trees again.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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