awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
You ate ashes out of my bong
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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