you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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