Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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