She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
