Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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