So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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