Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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