Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Houston, we have a blender
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I want to fling myself into the sun
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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