Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I cannot find my penis.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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