Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
