mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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