I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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