If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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