We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
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