Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I wish I only lived at night.
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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