Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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