Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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