Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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