Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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