I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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