go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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