She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Too much gin, very little bucket
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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