I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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