God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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