Where are you?
In a non slutty way
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
