hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
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