Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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