I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
third nipple confirmed
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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