Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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