That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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