I want to stick my p in your. b.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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