i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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