I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
she told me i tasted like america
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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