I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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