oh god the rape fog is back!
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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