We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Come see our sink grown plant.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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