In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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