It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
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