Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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