KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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