...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
