she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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