im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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