It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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